MY TRAIN ACCIDENT MADE ME GO CRAZY

I was taking one of those tourist train rides and I went crazy. Suddenly the train got really fast. Later on, as we got faster, the employees of the train began to jump off the train. I was afraid and didn't know if I should also jump from the train. Then I noticed the speed, about 90 MPH and going faster. We were coming around a giant curve. The train jumped the train and began to go into a small cave.

A day later I woke up in a hospital. Physically I was fine but the doctor had bad news for me. The doctor said I was CRAZY. I said what do you mean and he said simply the train accident made me go CRAZY. I ask about medicine or therapy to help and the doctor said their is no treatment or cur for being crazy.

Now I am CRAZY, sometimes I imagine myself floating on a thin slice of cheese to China. I am CRAZY and their is nothing I can do about it and that makes me very angry!